Portia’s Hole?

18 07 2007

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Just when I thought I had heard it all, the nightly news broadcasts a story of a fracas which occurred in Pearnel Charles’ constituency in North Central Clarendon. It appears that an elderly man fell in a pothole and received physical damages. The man apparently cursed Charles, about the hole he fell into, to which Charles retorted that it wasn’t his hole it was Portia’s HOLE! Of course the people of the area were not amused and said that Mr. Charles was offensive. Poor Mr. Charles had to defend his point by saying that everyone should know what he means when he refers to “Portia’s HOLE”. He meant it was the Governments HOLE. Oh well….the old man is now seeking compensation for damages. Of course the colourful citizens were out on the TV in full force, demonstrating how the poor old man fell in Portia’s HOLE and that Mr. Charles used a colourful adjective to describe Portia’s HOLE! God Bless Jamaica I tell you!


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20 07 2007
experienceaurie

Oh gosh!! I don’t mean to laugh, but it’s so easy to be politically incorrect these days. Eventually, I think the more serious issue that comes from all of this is the fact that Pernell Charles needed to take responsibility for his district. I can only imagine how di people dem di go off pon him on TVJ.

20 07 2007
jamaicangirl2007

It is not his constitutency yet. He is not the sitting MP and so there is very little he can do about anything down there.

20 07 2007
Mad Bull

LOL! I really laughed at this one. Still, the people are unreasonable. If he isn’t the sitting MP, it can’t be his hole. Sound like it is, ahem, Portia’s hole to me. :)

20 07 2007
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4 08 2007
Esteban Agosto Reid

“Portia’s hole” as referred to by Mr. Pearnell Charles was definitely hilarious.Indeed, it is a part of the cut and thrusts of Jamaican politics.At times primitive, but nonetheless interesting and comical.

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