Butuism in Jamaica - The Palace Amusement Episode

13 04 2008

Recently I read an article by Lloyd B. Smith in the Jamaica Observer entitled “Butuism is alive and ugly” and I had to chuckle through every paragraph. He is right….BUTUISM, “which can best be defined as a deliberate distortion or wanton disregard of the true Jamaican culture in order to display and bring out the worst in us”, is really alive and well in Jamaica. Please do not confuse the definition with utter disrespect for those in lower socio-economic circles, because the biggest butus live uptown, more so now than ever before. The general crass behaviour from the streets to the formal dining area is wanting. Each week I have a 3 hour class and in between there is a coffee break where we have 2 sandwiches, one unit of pastry and a refreshing juice drink. Each week I have to bear the 7 men barring the 5 women from being served first, while inhaling 4-5 sandwiches and 3 units of pastry and if we’re not careful, we are left with a teaspoon of drink. Finally I mustered up the courage to speak about this behaviour in the class and how uncouth it looks. To my horror, most said “ah nuh nutten”. These so called educated people see nothing wrong with their actions and behaviour and proclaimed that they don’t eat like that in public…..as if we are not in public. It clearly indicates that “education doesn’t make a man”…..I mean with all the elocution and etiquette seminars that UWI offers on a Thursday, it is clear that none of these people bothered with such courses.

Anyway, while Smith has written about “butuish” type behaviour examples, such as stopping in the middle of the road to chat to friends, honking of the horns, the perpetual lateness of Jamaicans (Jamaica time), the inappropriate gesture towards the Duchess of York, Lady Hall being addressed as “honey” and “sweetheart”, he should have been there to experience what I experienced at Carib 5 last night. A friend and I decided to go to an early movie yesterday so that we could get home early and not have to deal with the late night crowd. We paid for our Box Seats and proceeded to same. Before the movie started, a group of young men jumped the rope and seated themselves in the Box Seat section. My friend and I looked at each other and shook our heads. The usher appeared and shone the flashlight right in their faces and said “go back down deh fi mi please”. The problem started with 3 young ladies sitting at the end of our row, who, from the moment they entered were on top of their lungs. Ok….we thought “the movie hasn’t started so they can bellow all they want”……were we in for a surprise. All through the National Anthem these 3 women (not ladies) were laughing and chatting with their feet placed squarely on the back of the chair in front of them. Throughout the entire movie they chatted and even when the volume was extra loud they raised their voices above it, which in my opinion is a great feat since Carib theatre’s sound system is VERY loud.  We could hardly hear what the storyline was about. In fact one of them had the audacity to answer her cell phone and speak on top of her lungs in the theatre. When people started giving her the evil eye, she toned down the conversation for a moment and then it was back to competing with the movie sound.

During intermission I went to an usher and asked them to speak to the patrons as it was very disturbing to be sitting a few seats away from them. He indicated that he would come up to speak to them, but alas, he didn’t show. I then turned to one of them (cell phone user) and asked that she and her group tone it down as it was very disturbing. She looked at me and shouted “Who yuh a chat to? Yuh hear mi and mi fren dem a chat?”. I just ignored the imp as she could never be addressing me. She asked her friends if they were chatting and they said “afta dem cyan hear wi. look how di movie loud”. On that note she stood up and said “Go suck yuh mumma! Ah soon sail di juice in a mi han’ and mi bag over inna yuh face”. I just looked at them and laughed to myself. Why am I telling this story? It is because I rarely go to the movies and when I do, it is usually Carib 5 because Sovereign is WORST than this. Now I have every reason never to return. In the past Carib has had problems with patrons and the noise and it has even been documented in the newspaper. Even the gossip columns have hinted to them to do something about this kind of behaviour. But, the truth of the matter is, Mr. Lloyd B. Smith better get used to the fact that it is BUTU time now and they are everywhere. From now on I will await the DVD. Carib 5: your ushers need to be more vigilant! Remember, the woman told me she would have sailed some liquid from her bag into my face because I asked her to tone down the chatter. Well that’s it for me as I leave this type of behaviour to fester and become the norm. I won’t be beating them and even worst: JOINING THEM!




Jamaican journalist expelled from Grenada??

16 02 2008
When I read this article I had to laugh:
Now let me just say that this is why I truly believe the CSME is a very serious joke! Under the CSME professionals are supposed to be able to move around from island to island without let or hindrance. I should be able to take up a job offer anywhere in the 15 member states without this type of thing happening. But this is not to be in Grenada. Now let me say that I believe that the average Jamaican has no use for the CSME or its principles. Why? Because when a Jamaican says they “gawn a foreign” it isn’t south of Jamaica for the most part. I have travelled to several Caribbean islands south/east of Jamaica and once you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all. I have never given it a serious thought to pack my grip and head to anywhere like Grenada, so why treat the woman like this? To start with she is a professional and to finish, I doubt highly she was looking to set up house down there. And to show you how a simple error could cost you a criminal record, there was the misreading of the “get out of here” date. She read it as August 2, 2008 while the immigration officer meant 8th February, 2008. Oh how funny that is! But alas, it seems that one has to get some certificate to prove that they are a “skilled worker” and deserving of being on other Caribbean soil on legitimate business. Well BOO to you Grenada! I have never been to you and I certainly won’t be seeking work on your shores! Also, the type of Jamaicans that they seem to want to attract are more interested in the North American lifestyle….we left country a long time ago!



Miss Lisa Hanna

31 08 2007

 Now people…Jamaican Girl has not been a fan of Miss Lisa Hanna ever since Sista P imposed her on some constituents a few months ago. The matter was not handled properly and I have disussed that in previous posts.

 However, I do not think that Miss Hanna deserved this kind of “address” from her opponent, Peter Fahkourie. I took it personally as a woman. There was no need for this kind of outburst. Also, I do not agree with Mr. Golding’s degeneration of women who dance or work in a night club. To begin with, it is better than being a criminal. Some of these women have mouths to feed and this puts food on the table. Does it mean then that if you work in a night club you do not stand a chance in hell in becoming a part of the government? Sorry gentlemen, I have to say thumbs down to you on this one!

Most of Jamaica was outraged as indicated by the scores of calls to talk shows regarding this matter! I have taken a very dim view on the matter and I think a public apology is in order.




Hurricane Message

19 08 2007

In the spirit of the hurricane season, I will post any letters, such as the one below, on the front page of my blog. Please note the electricity will be off within the next 3-4 hours:

The Jamaican Diaspora rep sent out an email notifying Jamaicans and friends of Jamaica here in the States about Hurricane Aid being organized in anticpation of Hurricane Dean.
Persons interested in contributing can call the Consulate’s office at 305-374-8431 Ext 223 and 232. The Diaspora office can be reached at 305-244-4456.

An extensive list of drop off points contained in the original notification has been posted on my blog for those interested.

And we will be praying for Jamaicans at this time.

Thanks

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Las May’s comics are something else!

31 07 2007

I came across some videos today and so I have decided to share one with you all. You have to give credit to Las May, Jamaica Gleaner cartoonist! Enjoy!




The poor Manleys

19 07 2007

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For the last two days I have driven past this sign next door to the PNP HQ and up to now it has not been removed. Poor Norman and Michael Manley…they must be turning in their graves. This is what Jamaica has come to folks!




Happy Birthday Blog!

18 07 2007

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This blog has now turned one month old today! I am so happy that I have been able to facilitate constructive dialogue about what is happening in our beloved Jamaica. I have tried not to be too biased as I share my frustrations of successive administrations who have ”shafted” the electorate. I think that 700 unique visitors and close to 3000 hits is quite good!

Things I enjoyed most:

- Reading the various responses

- Networking with various bloggers in the Caribbean

- Thinking up new stuff daily

Things I learned this month:

- In Fiji the people suffer from the same level of nepotism where officials place their family and friends in high places just like Jamaica: http://whyfijiscrying.wordpress.com/

- That the web is the best place to express how you feel without people telling you to shut the $*#@ up.

- People enjoy reading about nonesene on the web, which is evident in the various “blogs of the day”.

-JAMAICA AND JAMAICANS ARE STILL THE GREATEST PEOPLE ON EARTH DESPITE OUR DIFFERENCES!!

Things I hate about this blogging thing:

- Being forced to discuss an issue I do not wish to discuss and being bullied into it. I am not discussing anything other than what has been posted (not deleted) from here!

Nevertheless….HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!




Edward Seaga explains….

15 07 2007

I couldn’t help but read Mr. Seaga’s column in today’s Jamaica Gleaner entitled “Campaign Strategy and Voting Preference”. To be honest, my love for the JLP died the day they found a way to kick out Mr. Seaga…he was the last sensible person the party ever had. As John Maxwell said in his article in the Observer:

“In attempting to assert his supreme authority, Seaga shrank his own party’s leaders into political pygmies who offered no challenge either to him or to the PNP”

I remember in the 1980s that no Minister of Goverment ever addressed the nation but Mr. Seaga. I can only attribute this to the fact that had the others addressed the nation, it would have been quite embarrasing! Oh well….they kicked the man out of the very party he helped to build.

So Eddie’s article today gave me some insight to how people in Jamaica choose their candidates. He sheds light on the reason why we will never hear parties deal with the REAL issues upfront. As Seaga states:

“..Language has to be tailored to the level of understanding of the people. This means using catchphrases, buzzwords and street language. Automatically, this determines what type of subjects can be addressed. It rules out complex arguments on issues, unless the arguments are down to their simplest common denominators”

This article is really worth reading. Now I understand why it suits both parties to “keep back” the electorate at large so that there is no need to feel as if there is some reason to explain anything too complicated…my view.

 Happy reading at:

http://www.jamaica-gleaner.com/gleaner/20070715/focus/focus1.html




Growing Blogs

6 07 2007

Well I just want to say thanks to all who drop in from time to time on this blog. The blog is not even 3 weeks old yet and twice I have appeared on the list of growing blogs! I know some may not comment, but that’s OK. As long as I can keep  venting about the bull that takes place in Jamaica and the Caribbean I am alright!

Peace!

http://botd.wordpress.com/2007/06/21/growing-blogs-421/

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